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MineReam Minecraft Server

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MineReam is a unique Minecraft server where survival meets role-playing elements and exciting mysticism. Here you will find a well-thought-out plot, regular unique events and an atmosphere that immerses you in unforgettable adventures. A friendly community will support every player, and the absence of private zones creates a dynamic gaming environment where your actions and decisions matter. Join us and become a part of this amazing universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	4179	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NijiEN’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us on our epic journey as we embark on the NijiEN comeback – a quest to bring back the most legendary players in Minecraft history!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to ruin your day.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has been spotted roaming our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and be a part of the NijiEN comeback – where legends are made and adventures await around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is like a porn machine – constantly pumping out wild and crazy adventures for you to enjoy!

Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato just because you can. Our server is filled with hilarious antics and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyLoveReject

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape awkward “I love you” moments! Our server is filled with magical potions that make you immune to any unwanted confessions of love. Just throw a potion at the person professing their feelings and watch them turn into a chicken! It’s the perfect way to avoid any uncomfortable conversations while still having a blast in our crazy world. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough chicken feathers, you’ll unlock the secret to true love…or at least a really good chicken sandwich. So come join us and never worry about awkward “I love you” moments again!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ores Mined:	9061
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

RapeCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where Mohamed Al Fayed is the ultimate boss battle! he’s accused of multiple rapes by staff… in the game, not in real life, obvi. defeat him and win a diamond-encrusted sword! plus, our server has flying pigs and dancing llamas for your entertainment. come join the fun and maybe uncover some scandalous secrets along the way!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MissileMayhemMC

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, yo. we got, like, missiles and stuff, and we’re gonna, like, strike inside russia with US missiles to end the war in ukraine. it’s gonna be, like, epic, bro. you gotta join this server, like, right now, or you’ll totally miss out on all the crazy action. trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever. let’s blow stuff up and have a blast, literally. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out, bro. #minecraftwarfare #crazyserver #joinusnow

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KelseyCrossing

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KelseyCrossings Family Friendly Paper Minecraft server. Join today! https://www.twitch.tv/kelseycrossing

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Realms of Craftopia

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	4465
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Items Found:	6836
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Enival: Where trust is earned through Minecraft skills, not just bribing the owner for whitelist access! Pure fun ahead!

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod for more interactive gameplay.
Nice community	A small, chill community to hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires an application to join.
Smooth gameplay	Quality of Life mods for a better experience.
Rules	Not many rules to keep the game fun.

If you’re looking for a new server to explore and a community to join, try Enival!

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join, you need to apply through the Discord link provided.
Are there any age restrictions?	There are no specific age restrictions, but we focus on creating a mature and respectful environment.
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends after they have applied and been accepted into the whitelist.
Are there any banned items or actions?	We aim to keep the server friendly and fun, so certain actions like griefing or hacking are not allowed.
How often are events held on the server?	Events will be held regularly, and players can also suggest event ideas through the Discord server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for talentless freaks and misfits alike! Our director may not get it, but who needs talent when you’ve got pure chaos and hilarity on your side? Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as bonkers as a chicken riding a pig! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and show the world that being a freak has never been so awesome! 💥🐷🤪 #JoinTheMadness #MinecraftMayhem

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Villains in Minecraft SMP: Nazis or Soviets?

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the villains are as crazy as a box of creepers on a sugar rush! Forget about your typical bad guys like nazis or Soviets, we’ve got villains that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe tremble!

Join our server if you want to face off against the evil Sheep Overlord, who commands an army of woolly warriors to take over the land. Or maybe you’d prefer to challenge the dreaded Chicken Mafia, who rule the underground chicken fighting ring with an iron beak.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has retired from terrorizing the realm and is now running a cozy bed and breakfast for weary travelers. And don’t even get us started on the mischievous Llama Bandits, who steal all the llamas in sight just for kicks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you fight against villains that are more absurd than a pig riding a spider? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest challenges in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CuddleCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being someone’s personal comfort blanket? Do you want to escape the drama and find some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any emotional baggage!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being dragged around in a car for hours every day to build someone else’s confidence. You can drive your own virtual car wherever you want, whenever you want, without any nagging or guilt trips!

Escape the real world drama and dive into a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from finding diamonds. Join our server now and leave the emotional baggage behind!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CreeperInLawsNoStay

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your in-laws’ visits? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous rules just like this poor soul’s life!

We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!

But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Meteorites Collected:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BlockyBedBuddy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t excite you anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding rainbow unicorns, and building castles made entirely of cheese! Plus, our friendly community will always be there to support you, whether you’re building a giant statue of a potato or trying to tame a herd of wild llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a legend in the wacky world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Info Grazing Minecraft Server

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Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who learned how to breakdance and became the king of the server. He threw the most epic parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. But then, the evil Ender Dragon tried to crash the party and steal all the diamonds. It was chaos, I tell ya! But don’t worry, we defeated that dragon with our epic building skills and teamwork. So come join us and be part of the craziest adventures ever! Plus, we have a secret underground disco where the zombies like to boogie down. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some epic memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1