Tea Smp | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LoveCraftedMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	4564
Villages Defended:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	402	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Astrify SMP

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	New Chunks Explored:	68506
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Emeralds Found:	2247
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	8168	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
New Chunks Explored:	680952	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PixelPretties

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What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Farms Harvested:	812
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	8424
Void Armor Forged:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Farms Harvested:	541
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Magic Items Found:	1348
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

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Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3