Tea Smp | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

alcohol, cathartic release, coping mechanism, Country, cry, cry session, emotional detox, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional release benefits, emotional release exercises, emotional release process, emotional release techniques, emotional release therapy, emotional well being, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, self soothing, self-care, Session, smp, stress relief, Vulnerability, weekend therapy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

aid, aid delivery, aid truck, Attack, Attempt, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, gaza, Gaza terrorists, Humanitarian Aid, idf, intervention, Israel, Loot, Lootcraft, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Terrorism, thwart, violence

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	145	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	182
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Helosion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

New games, leaderboards, and everything you need to have fun. Find all the classic features of a mini-game server, while discovering everything we can still bring.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magic Items Found:	1907
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Minds Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minds.., Minecraft, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our custom-built PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but exploding watermelons and flying pigs as weapons. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and funky skeletons. Just make sure you bring your best dance moves and a stack of emeralds to impress the DJ!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	103
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Holy Shit Mori Minecraft SMP

ai, Generated, HOLY, Language Model, list, long tail, Minecraft, mori, nlp, Shit, smp, tags

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our epic SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk and tell jokes. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Potions Brewed:	194
Animals Bred:	118	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CreeperAvoider – They blew up my house!

bad encounters, BLEW, Closure, CreeperAvoider, difficult people, emotional baggage, forgiveness, Healing Process, hindsight, House, lessons learned, letting go, life lessons, moving on, negative experiences, past mistakes, personal growth, regret, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, toxic relationships, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of running into creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon – the Unicorn Sword! Yes, you heard that right. This magical sword not only defeats enemies with one hit but also shoots rainbow lasers! Join our server now and become the ultimate unicorn warrior!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend Blocky Bigfoot, he will grant you three wishes. Imagine all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could wish for! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on an epic quest to find Blocky Bigfoot!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also known for its epic dance parties. Every Saturday night, all players gather in the virtual club to show off their best dance moves and party the night away. Who knew Minecraft could be so lit?

So say goodbye to boring old servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	463010

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

ammunition, arms depot, Attack, BlazeCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, Destruction, emergency response, explosion, Fire, international relations, Military, military technology, Minecraft, northwestern Russia, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian drone strike, War, weapons

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A UKRAINIAN DRONE STRIKE BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! JOIN US AND BLOW UP ARMS DEPOTS IN NORTHWESTERN RUSSIA FOR FUNZIES!!! WATCH THE EXPLOSIONS AND CHAOS UNFOLD AS YOU BATTLE IT OUT WITH OTHER PLAYERS IN EPIC PVP BATTLES!!! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?!?! JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS!!!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyWelcomeCulture

asylum seekers, CraftyWelcomeCulture, discrimination, Diversity, european union, extremism, far-right parties, germany, immigration, integration, migrants, Multiculturalism, nationalism, Political Climate, political parties, Refugees, Rise, Social Cohesion, social tensions, welcome culture, Xenophobia

so, like, u know how germany was all like “come on in, we welcome u with open arms” to migrants? well, turns out, now they’re like “nah, we changed our minds, go away.” but, like, not everyone is into that vibe, ya know? so, if u wanna escape the drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t care where u come from, as long as u bring ur block-building skills and a sense of humor. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole show. they’re like, the real bosses. so, if u wanna hang out with cool llamas and build epic structures, come join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Holy Coconut

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Exploration, FANTASY, German, Lovely, Mini Games, multiplayer, New server, REST, role playing, Roleplay, Sandbox, smp, Social, Survival, teamwork, world

We are a new German server with a lovely community! We offer you a new SMP so that everyone can rest and build a new world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	6817
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1