Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 13 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!