Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 491744 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?
But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!
