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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7979 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2535 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5824 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
So, get this – my wife and I hit the jackpot with our tax return this year. We’re talking more diamonds than you can mine in a lifetime! And now, we’re on a mission to find the perfect house and a swanky new ride. But here’s the catch – my mother-in-law is like a Minecraft mob boss, always expecting payment for everything.
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
