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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 3096 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.
if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.
join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution
