OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Enchantments Applied: 179 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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