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SqueejCraft: Where Endermen Roam, Creepers Explode, and Players Struggle to Find Diamonds!

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SqueejCraft Minecraft Server

IP	squeejcraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/gPBzE7rTS9

SqueejCraft is a Vanilla-themed Semi-Vanilla survival server, where we prioritize authentic gameplay, stunning view distances and the freedom to build anything with almost no limits. Experience a nearly vanilla survival adventure, thanks to our premium hardware that minimizes lag while preserving key features.

To enhance the multiplayer experience, we offer convenient tools like permanent land claims, trade shops using chests and signs, teleport requests, multiple set homes, and much more.

For additional information, type /info upon logging in, or use /s to access the server’s quick menu.

Rules

Be respectful. Be chill
No discrimination
No arguing or fighting
Hacking is not allowed
X-Ray is not allowed
Griefing is not allowed
Stealing is not allowed
Avoid swearing if possible
No excessive overbreeding
No advertising

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use mods on the server?	No, only Vanilla gameplay is allowed. Any use of mods may result in a ban.
Are there any specific building rules?	While we encourage creativity, please refrain from building offensive or inappropriate structures.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. Players who engage in griefing may be banned.
How can I protect my land from being stolen?	Players can use the land claim feature to protect their builds and belongings from others.
Can I request teleports to other players?	Yes, players can use teleport requests to easily travel to their friends’ locations.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Silly Furball Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Badass Women, comic book, COSPLAY, Edition, Fan art, FANTASY, Female Protagonists, Furball, Gaming, girls with guns, graphic novel, gunslinger, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, role playing, s/fur, Server, silly, strong female characters, video game

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you – S/fur Girls with Guns Edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with badass female characters armed to the teeth with all kinds of crazy weapons. From rocket launchers to laser guns, these girls mean business and they’re not afraid to show it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can team up to take on hordes of zombie pigs and evil creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join S/fur Girls with Guns Edition today and get ready for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch your back – you never know when one of those gun-toting girls might sneak up on you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Final Battle Music Minecraft SMP

action scene, anime music, background music, battle, Battle Music, Battle Theme, Climax, Dramatic Music, Epic Music, fighting music, FINAL, final battle, heroic music, intense music, long tail tags, Minecraft, Music, music plays, OP music, Orchestral Music, Powerful Music, smp, Soundtrack, video game music

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the final battle is just a snoozefest? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the final battle is accompanied by epic dubstep music that will have you feeling like a total badass as you fight to the death!

Picture this: You’re facing off against the server’s biggest PvP pro, sweat dripping down your face as you frantically click your mouse in a desperate attempt to take them down. And then, out of nowhere, the music kicks in and suddenly you’re in a full-blown action movie montage, complete with slow-motion shots of arrows flying through the air and explosions going off in the background. It’s like something out of a Michael Bay film, except you’re the star!

So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us and experience the thrill of battle like never before. Just make sure you’ve got your best PvP gear ready, because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9423
Zombie Dances:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NoSisNoHouse

Boundaries, couch surfing, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial struggles, INDEPENDENCE, job stability, NoSisNoHouse, partying lifestyle, personal boundaries, personal space, self-sufficiency, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, spare room, stable home, Tough Decisions, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PupDefender Minecraft SMP

#boxer, akita, Belgian Malinois, Bullmastiff, cane corso, canine heroes, Doberman Pinscher, Dog Breeds, German shepherd, Great Dane, guard dogs, loyal companions, MASTIFF, Minecraft, protection dogs, PupDefender, real threat, Rhodesian Ridgeback, Rottweiler, smp, Staffordshire Terrier

Are you tired of wandering the Minecraft world alone, constantly on the lookout for creepers and zombies? Join our SMP and let our pack of genetically modified super dogs protect you from any real threat that comes your way! These dogs are trained in the ancient art of Minecraft combat and have saved our players from everything from Ender Dragons to rogue llamas. Plus, they’re great at fetching diamonds! Join now and experience the ultimate canine protection in Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5235	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	2102	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LoveLetterCraft

Affection, ANONYMOUS, Communication, confession, Crush, emotions, feelings, Gesture, handwritten, Heartfelt, love letter, LoveLetterCraft, Memory, Mystery, Received, relationship, romance, secret admirer, Sender, Surprise, Who

Are you tired of receiving love letters from boring old villagers in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll receive love letters from none other than the Ender Dragon herself! That’s right, she’s smitten with your block-building skills and wants you to join our server so you two can build a castle together and live happily ever after.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will teach you the ancient art of moo-jitsu. You’ll become a master in no time and be able to defend your creations from any griefers who dare to mess with your pixelated paradise.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Join now and you might just catch a glimpse of the legendary ghostly figure as he roams the virtual plains, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1149	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ChemicalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, chemical weapons, ChemicalCraft, Chemicals, control, Dangerous, enforcement, illegal, International, investigation, Minecraft, Potential, precursors, Risk, russia, SECURITY, Seizure, Server, shipment, SMUGGLING, spain, suspicious, trafficking

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 13 tons of chemicals ready for you to use in battle against your enemies! we even have possible chemical weapon precursors for those extra spicy attacks!

imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with these insane resources at your fingertips. become the ultimate warrior and dominate the server with your chemical warfare tactics.

join now and show everyone why you are the most feared player on the server. who needs swords and armor when you have chemical weapons? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Items Found:	3491	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

YouthCraft: North Korea Edition

1.4 Million Youth, Claims, Conflict, Dictatorship, east asia, Edition, holy war, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korea, Korean Peninsula, Military, military training, mobilisation, north, North Korea, North Korean news, nuclear weapons, political tensions, Propaganda, state media, totalitarian regime, Youth Recruitment, YouthCraft

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have mobilized 1.4 million youth for a “holy war” against the creepers and zombies! yea, you heard that right, we are taking minecraft to a whole new level with our army of fearless warriors ready to defend our land.

our server is so lit that even north korea is jealous of our epic battles and insane builds. we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by our elite squad of llama warriors.

if you think you have what it takes to join our army and conquer the minecraft world, then come on over and show us what you got. but be warned, the creepers are not the only thing you need to watch out for on our server. we also have a secret society of evil villagers plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the world. trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15
New Chunks Explored:	53042	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ores Mined:	8530	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1061	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	7318	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	63775
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8143
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7