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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3058 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 353990 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5151 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as that tattoo of a unicorn riding a taco on someone’s butt cheek? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break dance instead of exploding.
We’ve got secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where the only way to escape is by challenging a group of evil chickens to a dance-off. Our community is full of eccentric players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese, and our moderators are actual wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with a flick of their wands.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where anything is possible (and where the dumbest tattoo you’ve ever seen is just the beginning), come join us today!
