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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3395 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 25 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
imagine a place where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and zombies breakdance for your entertainment. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we got custom plugins that let you ride dragons, shoot lasers from your eyes, and turn into a giant chicken. why would you wanna miss out on that kind of fun?
oh, and did i mention that our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer in someone’s grandma’s basement? yeah, that’s right. we like to keep things interesting around here.
so come on, join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will. who knows? it’s all part of the adventure!