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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 9149 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
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if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.
