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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 367 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7467 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.