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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2833 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.
if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.
