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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 862 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3002 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.