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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 1953 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.