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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 7733 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.