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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1222 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 187 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 113 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
And the food on this server? It’s like, so texturally pleasurable. You can eat diamond blocks and they taste like cotton candy. And if you eat a creeper, it explodes in your mouth but in a good way. Like, it’s a flavor explosion. And if you eat a golden apple, you turn into a unicorn for 24 hours. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you want to join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. Just be prepared for the chaos and the llamas. Trust me, it’s worth it.