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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 4278 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 9455 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 | Crops Grown: | 8502 |
but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.
join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!