lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Emeralds Found: 9384 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SmileCraft – The Happy Server

    SmileCraft – The Happy Server
    Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Magic Items Found: 5739 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

    HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut
    so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafty Mispronounced Server

    Crafty Mispronounced Server
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

    join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Zombie Dances: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Ores Mined: 7907

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

    Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

    2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

    3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

    4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Star Shards Collected: 253

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BlockNeighborLawsuit

    BlockNeighborLawsuit
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

    SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Emeralds Found: 1127

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • BlockPartySingle

    BlockPartySingle
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

    Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

    Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

    SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun
    so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

    you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

    plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

    come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

    FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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