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| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1074 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!
