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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 7984 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).
We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!
