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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4251 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 110 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.