TankTasticCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Reddit or Joshipedo SMP – The Only Board for Minecraft Fun

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is filled with redditors and joshipedos, so get ready for some wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between the two factions – the redditors armed with memes and the joshipedos riding their trusty steeds. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you outsmart Cluck Norris and claim the loot for yourself?

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to summon a herd of exploding sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this insane world where anything can happen! Just be prepared to dodge flying memes and dodge charging joshipedos at every turn.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	152	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SongAddict Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to listen to boring music again. Our server is filled with so much chaos and laughter that you’ll be too busy laughing to even think about changing the song. Plus, rumor has it that our resident parrot has a killer rendition of “Baby Shark” that will have you singing along for days. So come join us and let the music (and the madness) never end!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HateCraft: The Server of Forgotten Loves

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine that feeling on steroids when you join our server! We used to love creepers blowing up our hard work, but now we hate them with a passion. Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down those green menaces and exacting your revenge in the most epic ways possible. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of obsidian just for fun. So come on, join us and rediscover the love for all things blocky and pixelated!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	406	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	3014

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Skilled Entrepreneurs

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yo, dis server be like da land of opportunity for all u high-skilled immigrants out there! come join us and watch as ur entrepreneurial spirit skyrockets by 6% in just three years!

we got all da resources u need to build ur empire, from diamond mines to enchanted forests. plus, our community is full of like-minded players who will help u achieve ur dreams of becoming a minecraft mogul.

so what u waitin’ for? join us now and watch as ur creativity and ambition reach new heights in da virtual world of minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mines Excavated:	2874	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	3568	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Bot testing

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This is the perfect server to test you bots! It includes an SMP, a superflat test world and a duels system. This server is also used in the daily by multiple bot developpers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders! Are you ready to team up with Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko in a wild adventure like never before?

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi’s guidance, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri’s expert skills, and exploring hidden caves with Ember Amane. But beware of Dizzy Dokuro’s pranks and Jelly Hoshiumi’s mischievous antics!

Join us for crazy fun and unforgettable moments in the Minecraft world. And who knows, you might even stumble upon Phase Friends like Lia, Prima, and the Ex-Tsunderia crew on your journey!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Dive into the madness of /pcgia/ and let the adventure begin! Just remember, watch out for Komachi Panko’s legendary treehouse – you never know what surprises await you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfits. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who only respond to players who can beatbox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BrotherlyCraft: Noob Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as educational as it is entertaining? Look no further than our server, where we teach you everything your parents won’t! Join us for a wild ride of learning about the birds and the bees, STDs, pregnancy, and consent – all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our server is so lit, even your parents will be shook when they find out what you’ve been up to. So why wait? Join now and expand your knowledge in the most unexpected way possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4153	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Emeralds Found:	5989
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8022	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magic Items Found:	6748	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3872
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Towns Built:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7