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Moving to Cape Town Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a change of scenery and some LOLs along the way? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

Join us on our server located in Cape Town, South Africa, where the fiber optic internet flows like water and the adventures never end. Our founder is a remote worker who decided to move to Cape Town on a whim because why not? Midlife crisis? More like midlife Minecraft madness!

From building epic bases in Camps Bay to exploring the Mediterranean climate, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So pack your virtual bags and join us for some outrageous fun on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing all the way to the diamond mines!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3154

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BouquetBucks Minecraft Server

BouquetBucks, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid bouquet, bridesmaid communication, bridesmaid conflict, bridesmaid decision, bridesmaid disagreement, bridesmaid drama, Bridesmaid Dress, bridesmaid duties, bridesmaid etiquette, bridesmaid expectations, bridesmaid relationships, bridesmaid responsibilities, bridesmaid support, expensive bouquet, financial commitment, Minecraft, Server, wedding budget, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you pay $130 for virtual flowers? Look no further! Our server is all about having fun without breaking the bank. Plus, we won’t kick you out just because you have financial commitments – we’re all about inclusivity here!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t judge you for being young and broke. Who needs expensive bouquets when you can have pixelated flowers for free? So come on over and let’s have a blast together – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be throwing away is your worries!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1650	Runes Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA

Accountability, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, family, forgiveness, Honesty, Hypocrisy, judgement, loyalty, Manipulation, MomJudgerBroCheaterWifeAITA, moral compass, relationships, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, manipulation, and moral compasses gone haywire.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and immerse yourself in someone else’s. With a community full of cheaters, hypocrites, and toxic behavior, you’ll never have a dull moment.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships filled with lies, coercion, and emotional abuse. Will you choose to support the cheaters or stand up for what’s right? The choice is yours on our chaotic Minecraft server.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to witness epic showdowns between family members, where morals clash and boundaries are pushed to the limit. Who will come out on top in this battle of wills? Join our server to find out!

So grab your pickaxe, build your base, and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find this level of drama anywhere else in the gaming world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	6412
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NoWiFiNoFactsMC SMP

Communication, connectivity, Curiosity, digital age, discovery, education, Exploration, facts, Global, INFORMATION, interconnectedness, INTERESTING, internet access, knowledge, learning, NoWiFiNoFactsMC, random fact, smp, Technology, Trivia, unknown, world

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy? That’s right, these llama traders will buy your diamonds for emeralds and sell you enchanted gear for a fair price. Join our server to uncover the mysteries of the llama mafia and become a wealthy player in no time! Plus, we have a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by zombie chickens. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and experience the wacky world of llamas, pig racing, and so much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	1668
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Buildings Constructed:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SureProofNoProof100%

absolute certainty, Assurance, BELIEF, Certainty, certainty without evidence, Confidence, conviction, deep-seated belief, FAITH, firm belief, gut feeling, Instinct, intuition, knowledge, personal conviction, steadfast trust, strong conviction, SureProofNoProof100, Trust, unshakeable faith, unwavering belief

Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2347	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MindCraft LimbTech

advanced medical technology, Artificial Intelligence, assistive devices, bioengineering, bionic limbs, Brain-controlled, cutting-edge research, Futuristic technology, human-machine interface, innovation, limb replacement, LimbTech, medical advancements, mindcraft, neural interface, neuroscience, neurotechnology, prosthetic limbs, prosthetics, Reality, robotics, Technology

Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

jacksepticeye, Minecraft, Server

Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchantments Applied:	270
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

2024.., Active players, ADDED, Adults, armor stand, chest, Community, Discord, Economy, flavor, Fresh, Grief, Heads, hermitcraft, home, iso, Item Frames, Launch, mini-blocs, new, Play, Plugin, PRETEND, Reset, Server, Shops, smp, Vanilla, Vein Miner, world

ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Mines Excavated:	1267

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

asmr, azura, Azura Dulait, discord server, Dreamy edition, FAQ, gen 1, general, head cutouts, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Shibi, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, smp, STREAMS, Stronny Cuttles, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VOD Archive

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, Boundaries, comparison, coworker, crying, diffusing, domestic skills, evaluating, Fighting, housekeeping skills, ignore comments, lack of invitations, marital issues, MarriageCraft, Minecraft, pushover, relationship issues, SAHM, Server, social dynamics, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant environment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3062
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3