TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	259	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Crops Grown:	4349	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	92
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4472	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1093

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ores Mined:	1880
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	85

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!