TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	957
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Star Shards Collected:	85
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1150	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Ores Mined:	4871	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Emeralds Found:	3481	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Zombie Dances:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ores Mined:	9668
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.