TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Farms Harvested:	186

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	191
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	3449

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	1444

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Enchantments Applied:	145

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3141	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Ores Mined:	2297
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	115
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Magic Items Found:	3973
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ores Mined:	5715
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.