TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	274624	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Items Found:	8547	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	8009
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ores Mined:	7330	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Dimension Hops:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mines Excavated:	1204

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5085
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	7807	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.