TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	3781
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7089	Crops Grown:	1556

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ores Mined:	4583	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	229
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	3880	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchantments Applied:	283	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Buildings Constructed:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	938
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	3906
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Crops Grown:	9357	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.