TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	482	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Farms Harvested:	548	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5811	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	4623	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2176	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	3771	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Farms Harvested:	759	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).