TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	5415	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Secret Passages Found:	7
Towns Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	240
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	112
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	3693
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Buildings Constructed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mines Excavated:	3274
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.