TallFagsBeLikeMC SMP

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Are you tired of being called a manlet and feeling like you don’t measure up? Join our Minecraft SMP where height doesn’t matter and everyone is treated equally, unless you’re a tallfag, then you can kys (just kidding… maybe). Our server is a safe space for all manlets and virgin for lifers who have already had sex (we don’t judge). Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, insane builds, and a community that will lift you up (figuratively, not physically because we’re all manlets here). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	185
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Enchantments Applied:	235
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Items Found:	2574
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Farms Harvested:	121
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Star Shards Collected:	184

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	309	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	242
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	8404	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!