Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for endless hours of nonsensical banter and pointless conversations that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our players are experts at talking about absolutely nothing for 99% of the time, but hey, at least it’s interesting, right? Who needs a coherent storyline when you can have random discussions about the most absurd topics imaginable?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you might just uncover the hidden secrets of the universe within our seemingly pointless dialogue. Or maybe you’ll just end up laughing so hard you’ll forget why you joined in the first place.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride of aimless chatter and mind-boggling conversations. Who knows, you might just find yourself questioning the meaning of life while building a giant pink castle made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Ores Mined: 6830
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 8866 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Animals Bred: 74

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Farms Harvested: 520
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22 Alien Abductions: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Dimension Hops: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Towns Built: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Alien Abductions: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8239 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 168

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 939939 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Mines Excavated: 1757
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15
    Wyrmholes Dug: 6 Ores Mined: 5785

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6094 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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