TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	89
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	4625	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
New Chunks Explored:	357265	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	187
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	12
Farms Harvested:	653	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchantments Applied:	205
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	2212	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Enchantments Applied:	191
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6775
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	1009	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.