TalentlessTurtle Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and want to show off your non-existent talents? Look no further, because our SMP is the perfect place for you to shine like a diamond hoe in the sun! Join us and unleash your inner Minecraft pro, even if your only talent is accidentally falling into lava every five minutes.

We have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive powers. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they have a strict “no featherless humans allowed” policy.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary block whisperer, who can communicate with blocks on a spiritual level. Rumor has it that they once convinced a diamond ore to turn into a stack of diamonds just by telling it a really funny joke. Will you be able to unlock the secrets of the block whisperer and become a master of block communication?

So come on down to our crazy SMP and show off your lack of talent in the most epic way possible! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft sensation… or at least the next viral meme.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magic Items Found:	6923
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	6823

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	6169
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5918	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	New Chunks Explored:	35882

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	3218

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Buildings Constructed:	32

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	6096
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.