TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	339	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8327	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6375

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3838
Gods Slained:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Potions Brewed:	58

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!