TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	106	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Emeralds Found:	2862
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9684	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Potions Brewed:	98
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	109

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Farms Harvested:	927	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ores Mined:	6859
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	413	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dimension Hops:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
New Chunks Explored:	241364	Holy Grails Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.