TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Dimension Hops:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Towns Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Potions Brewed:	128	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Towns Built:	3	Animals Bred:	32
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magic Items Found:	5952	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3974

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9183
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	9446	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!