TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Emeralds Found:	4716	Meteorites Collected:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Items Found:	5220	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4049
Endless Night Skies:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	7561
Emeralds Found:	6291	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6723
Astral Projections Made:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Magic Items Found:	5942	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3043
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7053
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	412	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.