TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mines Excavated:	1791	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	682504	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Items Found:	2973	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mines Excavated:	3310
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	7346	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!