TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EarthPol

Earth, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

EarthPol -> The Geopolitical Roleplay Experience

EarthPol is an Earth Server with a scale of 1:217 Earth Map where you can create your own towns, nations and alliances anywhere on the planet!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1707	Ores Mined:	6752

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Oasis Hub

Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Oasis is a Minecraft survival server with quality of life plugins to make your experience better. The community based economy and gameplay is great but the server still provides you with everything you need to go solo! Some of the features offered are Teams, Player warps, Auction House, Custom Cosmetics / Fishing / Tools / Armor and MUCH more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Tunes Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Tunes Craft Season 2 is now here. Welcome along fresh kits, new events to play at least once a week, valuable ranks, different teams, and most importantly, months and beyond of continued and current fun. Come along and fight against enduring bosses or steal somebody’s loot after a tough battle in our brand new PvP arena. Unleash your inner beast in Tunes Craft Season 2. Don’t leave it too late! Get started now on tunescraft.net , Java Edition only. Minecrafters, it’s your time to shine!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OpasMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

OpasMC is a Finnish Minecraft server where you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars and Spleef. In the main location (hub) of the server, there is a Liito minigame and a PvP area where you can fight with other players. In addition, OpasMC has an Ullakko server where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using the address play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

English: Please note that the language spoken on this server is Finnish and you can join the server only from Finland. In OpasMC you can currently play Survival, CrystalPvP, Bedwars, and Spleef. In addition, there are Glide mini game and a PvP area at the hub of the server. There’s also a server called “Ullakko” in OpasMC, where you can play SkyWars and Creative. You can also join the server in Bedrock Edition using play.opasmc.net and port 19132.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Crops Grown:	3101	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Bartol SMP

Earth, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Bartol SMP, here we have 4 main servers, Hardcore, Anarchy, Earth, and Lifesteal;

On Lifesteal it’s simple, semi-anarchy, when you kill others you receive some of their hearts, and when they kill you they receive some of your hearts! If you loose all of your hearts then you automatically get banned for 2 days, after which you may re-join and start again (You do not loose hearts if you die to mobs, only players). On Hardcore, it’s pretty much the same as any hardcore world, the exact same amount of hearts, but there’s a twist! You also get banned for 10 hours , in which after you re-join and start again! On Anarchy, it’s the same as any other! NO rules, NO Restrictions, Go Wild! Earth is an Exact replica of the REAL Plant Earth! Including country borders, with claims and more. The more you play, the more you claim blocks you receive!

If you wish to Join you can, it’s Free! To also view the rules visit the #Rules channel in our Discord linked on this page.

The Owner Is Bartol#3110 . Cool Dude2016#2022 Manages This Server Page.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	7652
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Oholei Torah Chai

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Unofficial server for oholei torah or anyone else that is jewish! works with minecraft java and minecraft bedrock, and works with Tlauncher and cracked accounts

Gamemodes & minigames:

Survival Skyblock Creative Kitpvp Bedwars Skywars Spleen Tnt run

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Emeralds Found:	2674
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Corvid Crossing

Survival

A fun Survival Minecraft server, with an amazing community, a very dedicated staff who are always their to help! We just had a major server owner change as well as a map change. We are working very hard to make this server the best we can possibly make it. We have cool ranks you can buy as well as amazing rewards that come with each one of our custom ranks!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

HeartGoldMC

Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to HeartGoldMC. HeartGoldMC is a server with the pixelmonmod. We would love to invite you on to our server. Invite your friends too! Its a tight community and we hope you have fun!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PitSim

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8700	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NoRules Network

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

NoRules – Minecraft minigames network that allows cheating You want to try out cheating? Go for it!

– Skywars, Practice – More gamemodes coming, such as: Anarchy, KitFFA – Good Performance – Hosted in Europe (Germany) – Only HvH server with minigames

Only 2 rules: – No Regen, makes the game impossible to win and boring – No TPAura/InfiniteAura/SuperHit/TeleportHit, also makes it boring after a while.

Join now! play.norules.wtf

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	75

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Everlands

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Everlands! A Minecraft community built by a team of experienced players who a dream for a better survival Minecraft experience. The Everlands promises a Vanilla+ experience but strives to do so much more. We run community events frequently, at least twice a month, with a massive backlog of planned events. We mostly focus on Minecraft events, but we run events in other games as well. We expand the typical Minecraft survival experience in a way that keeps the game fun for long periods of time. Our community is extremely welcoming. Whether you are brand new to the game or a veteran, you can find an amazing game experience here. We are also extremely inclusive to everyone from all kinds of backgrounds, and including those within the LGBTQ+ community. We are a whitelist only server. Please apply in our discord: https://discord.ever-lands.com.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchantments Applied:	80	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	27
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ExtractMC

Vanilla

A Brand New PURE VANILLA Server! We Do However Have Teams Plugin. BEDROCK Compatible! We Are Currently Limited To 50 Players But Can Expand Depending On Demand. If You Are A BedRock Player, Leave Your Port As Default, Otherwise You Will Have Issues Joining! Thank You For Looking At My Server And I Look Forward To Seeing All Of You Soon!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

JailsMC

Economy, Prison

JailsMC brings a whole new experience of OP-Prison gameplay to reality. We offer many events to participate in and offer many challenges for our players to overcome to get to the top of the leaderboards.

We have worked very hard on optimizing the custom features that we hold on JailsMC, which include Tokens, Pickaxe Energy, Ancient Coins, and more. We take the OP-Prison experience to a whole another level. Come check us out!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Animals Bred:	179
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8318
Crops Grown:	5935	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

JustBox

PvP

JustBox – 1.17.1 server version (server is 1.17.1+ idk why it says we are version 1.18 but you can play on that anyway) – Keepinventory on – Grind, build, pvp – Lots to do – Fun Join Today

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EleriumMC

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EleriumMC! We’re a gaming community focused on putting the player first! Join our network and discover our unique game modes, welcoming community, and exhilarating gameplay!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.