TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Unicraft Network

PvP, Survival

Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Critter Craft

Economy, PvP, Towny

Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Lyoxir Network

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragons Tamed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Dragons Nest

Creative, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

We are one of the is one of the longest running Minecraft servers on the internet and have something for everyone: Skyblock, PvE, PvP w/ Factions, minigames, HUGE “plotme” creative Plots, Hide&Seek (BlockHunt), Infection, MobArena, and Paintball (Snowball fight)!, etc! Come join the fun! First auto-rank-up after only a few hours of gameplay!! Now with SkyGrid! Come see our new (2024) gorgeous spawns by Luna_BlackRose!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Killion Detention Center

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Killion Detention Center Revival

Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	636	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KenterMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CivEarth v4

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Dojo

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SloKuharji

Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CritPots

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

» Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

» Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

» Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

» Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

» Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

» IP : Critpots.mine.bz

Currently no bedrock support

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7592	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Red MC

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BluePlanetMc

KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

herobrine.live

Earth, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dexteria

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Dexteria is a new Minecraft Network that is 1.7.10-1.20 that is starting out focused on the OG Factions experience and bringing back the OG faction members and the new factions players. Getting rid of all of the new faction elements that some other servers are using like custom enchants. We have a large staff team working day and night to bring you the best Factions experience that we can. Initial Map and server release is in the near future. Server is open with FFA available while server development is still in the works. Server Offers lot’s of OG Factions plug-ins and some custom plug ins, these including Koth Event, Nex Event, Raiding Outpost, FFA Arena, Give-aways, Buycraft F-top Payouts

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Divine Spears Created:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Shroom Mc

Survival, Vanilla

Shroom Mc is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.20.2. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to really build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Shroom Mc!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Potions Brewed:	200
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.