TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	8125
Farms Harvested:	430	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ValhallaSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

ValhallaSMP is a new SMP server with active players, fun plugins, paid 24/7 host, regular giveaways, cool builds and much more! Come let’s have fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Farms Harvested:	692	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Quickland

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

QuickLand is the best minecraft server, not premium. If you are looking for a fun server, without lag and a good staff attentive and different from the others? We are looking for adventurous and fun people like you who like to have a good time with friends! We have: Survival 1.12 with Slimefun, Survival OP, Skywars, Ffa, Creativo, OneBlock and much more. Join and have fun in this great community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3077	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JCEarth

Earth

Welcome to JCEarthSMP, a Minecraft server where realistic landscapes meet customizable vehicles and a thriving player-driven economy. Cruise in cars, fly helicopters, and dive into a dynamic marketplace. Choose professions, tackle quests, and join a vibrant community for an immersive and fast-paced gaming experience. Welcome to JCEarthSMP, where the adventure never ends!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GamerzWA

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join GamerzWA now and join our community, we recently opened the beta, come and make new friends and have a lot of fun in our towny! In the future, we will also open a PT rankup for everyone to have even more fun! Enter now and embark on this journey with us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeVerse

Pixelmon

Welcome To PokeVerse

A PokeKhaan Craft 2 Server! The Server is updated following major updates with the mod pack developer.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ReduX

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

An anarchic server? Yeah. But the goal is to create a healthy and not so toxic community. It is a simple survival 1.20.4 with few plugins. You can find us on our Discord server 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Animals Bred:	166
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BendingMC

Creative, Survival, Towny

Inspired by Avatar: The Last Airbender and servers alike,

BendingMC can be considered another bending server. However, there is more that meets the eye,

Choose one of the four elements to follow. Earth, Fire, Water, or Air. However, Chi is also an option for the quick, feeble players. Survive and Thrive in the PVP/Towny world. Use bending to your advantage and conquer the most land! Challenge a player to a duel in the arena. Two players enter, but only one winner. Verse players in the public arena! Anyone can join in, but few can survive to emerge from the the chaos. Find out what else BendingMC can offer by logging in!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ores Mined:	3982
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Towns Built:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineYourMind

FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

Pixelmon, Skyfactory 3, Direwolf20 1.10.2 Server

Play the latest Pixelmon, SkyFactory and Direwolf20 on MineYourMind.net, a big modded minecraft network which has been around since 2012.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Coast Craft

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

version:1.20 / 1.20.4

Cross-Platform Factions/SMP

Java IP (No Port Needed): coastcraft.ddns.net Bedrock IP & Port: coastcraft.ddns.net : 19132

One Rule. No Cheaters.

(Including but not limited to: X-Ray, Spammers, Lag-Machines, Hacked-Clients, and/or anything to give you an unfair advantage over other players, and/or created to interrupt another players gameplay.)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3642	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	773	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Oasis SMP

Economy, Survival

Searching for a new server to call home? We welcome you to The Oasis SMP!

We’re here to connect people from all ages and backgrounds in a world where connections are dwindling. We work hard to create a toxic-free environment so you can feel at home and have fun playing the game within a safe community.

We are a community-driven, semi-vanilla server that excels at adding new, unique features without compromising the essential gameplay. We strive to be as open and communicative with our community as possible.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Divine Spears Created:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Calcorra

Creative, PvE

Are you a Minecraft enthusiast looking for an immersive and creative server experience? Look no further than Calcorra!

Calcorra is an open world server specifically designed for nation and lore building. With a dedicated community of skilled builders and architects, you’ll have the opportunity to showcase your creativity and construct magnificent structures.

What sets Calcorra apart is its unique ranking system. Instead of traditional methods, you earn your rank ups by building and submitting your cool and awe-inspiring creations to our architect forum to get judged by a panel of unbiased architects. This means your hard work and talent will be recognized and rewarded, giving you a sense of accomplishment as you progress through the ranks. You start out by building your first submission in our Flatgrass world. Once its reviewed and judged, you will gain your first rank in our architect tree, and access to the Curated world where we build our nations and lore. You dont need to be perfect or the best builder in the world to join us, we are a community of growth and learning!

Join Calcorra today and become a part of our vibrant community. Unleash your creativity, collaborate with other talented players, and leave your mark on our ever-evolving world.

Visit us today at:

IP: play.calcorra.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JujutsuCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival

This server has a Survival mode where pvp is active but there are protections so you can keep your most precious things in your base.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

TrooperLand

Raiding, Survival

Semi vanilla server SMP, with lots of cool features and a new style to play, you want to go solo or join a group.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PixelQuantum

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Join the Revolution at PixelQuantum!

Embark on a Minecraft odyssey like never before. Immerse yourself in a world where tradition meets innovation, featuring optional proximity voice chat, custom armors, and weapons. Our enhanced Vanilla experience offers anti-griefing measures, free ranks, and dynamic player-driven PvP. As we blaze through our public beta phase, be a trendsetter and help shape the future of Minecraft adventures. Join PixelQuantum – where every block tells a story, and the extraordinary is just the beginning. Your epic journey starts now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ores Mined:	5876
Void Gems Collected:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Magic Items Found:	2032

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Homestead

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla 1.19 server! Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! IP: play.homesteadmc.us ~~ABOUT~~ Our server includes anti-grief plugins that will keep everything you’ve worked for safe. Any grief or theft will be undone, your chests, furnaces, and any valuables protected. Player versus Player is disabled server-wide apart from being enabled in the server made arena and other user made arenas. Buy and sell items with the player driven economy. Join or start your own town, go solo, or play however your heart desires on this community ran, PURE survival server. ~~RANKS~~ We at Homestead provide ranks that do not vastly impact the true survival experience that our server offers. Show your tenure and loyalty by progressing up from ranks ranging from Novice to Emerald. ~~COMMUNITY~~ Join our /Discord to take part in server discussion! From an active text and voice chat community to in-game Holiday events, we welcome absolutely anybody to delve into and experience our great community.

~~STAFF~~ ALL staff are handpicked. Every staff member being experienced, mature, and knowledgeable do not hesitate to voice any questions or concerns you may have. **Brand new map on an unexplored 1.19 server! (As of July 1st, 2022)** Come join with your friends or make new friends and play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7937

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.