TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Village Craft Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello!

The Village Craft Network is a fun and enjoyable place.

We have been open since 2012 and have many fun years hosting a fun town building community server.

What are you waiting for? Come and join to find out more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Sverrecraft vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

This server is a vanilla server (it is bukkit because i need a control panel that need a bukkit plugin but it is no commands like spawn and warp so it feel like it is vanilla) You can explore as far as you want and there is no limits in what you can do, the only limits is the limits built in to vanilla.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Zelos

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Zelos is a mostly vanilla Minecraft v1.7.8 server with a few plugins to ensure things run smoothly and fair for everyone. At its core, Zelos is a PVP Survival server. Are you tough enough to handle a vanilla survival server? Come join us and find out. Band up with your friends using Clans (no friendly fire!), head off in any direction and start your secret base. Or simply play by yourself and ask to join an existing clan.

Stick around for a while and you’re automatically rewarded with free gear, experience points and in-game cash. Stick around long enough and obtain Veteran rank and perks for free. Zelos also has weekly PVP arena battles where the winner gets an enchanted item of choice!

We’ve been working closely with the PVPArena plugin developer to bring you a massive and unique automated PVP Arena that is complete with TURRETS, random chest loot, powerups, different fighting classes and rewards for the victor.

Don’t even think about logging out in the middle of battle, or you will be instakilled and lose all of your inventory in the process, including your player head!

Want to have some fun with your friends and troll your enemies? Donate for VIP or XVIP (permanent ranks!) and obtain the ability to disguise yourself as an innocent looking mob. Be careful, though; as soon as you strike someone or they hit you, your disguise is blown!

Want to be the ultimate troll? Gain a clan’s trust, get them to tp you to their base, steal all of their stuff, retire from their clan and then use all the loot to start your own powerful clan! No holds barred at Zelos! Anything goes!

Zelos has friendly staff that are not ban-happy like most other sites. (Nobody has full op or gm1, not even owner, so don’t bother asking.) We may mute you if you become annoying in chat, but bans are very rare at Zelos.

Come PVP with us at Zelos!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5187	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TheGrimServer

Creative, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

I Am Not The Owner, But Please, Join! I Am Eager To See You On!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Bending PvP

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is a Factions/PvP/Bending server with a variety of other fun addons. Join now and see for yourself! People searching for staff ranks may apply on this server.

God stuff drop parties can start in this server 😉

Info for Nerds: Running on i5 with 14 gigs of dedicated ram and badass connectivity…

*Added free creative world with /warp creative!* *Added Forum at http://matrixnetwork.org/Forum/*

Runs on CraftBukkit 1.7.2 R0.3

PLUGINS: Bending plugin, 1vs1, Mob Arena, McMMO, Factions, Survival Games, Sign Shop and the generally helpful bukkit plugins!

Owner: ultraman245

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MCP-MCS.com

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to MCP-MCS.com! We are an incredible hub server containing every game type you could ever want! We currently offer the following:

– Factions – Survival – Sky Wars – Sky Block – Creative – Prison – Hunger Games – KitPvP – and more!

We run on high end dedicated servers only to insure minimal downtime and optimal performance with virtually no lag. Come check us out today to see what an amazing experience GotPvP can be for you 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PvPDojo

KitPvP, PvP

Minecraft KitPvP Server. Online since 2013.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ObsidianCraft

Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Obsidiancraft!

Our server has just been through a major reset! We are currently running a unique Survival server with over 40 epic plugins, and awesome perks! Try ObsidianCraft’s new Survival 2.0 server to experience the best possible extended-vanilla Minecraft experience!

We also have a large, endless-opportunity SkyBlock server! With over 50 challenges and various perks, experience a great, unique SkyBlock experience!s

ObsidianCraft has been reborn, and has just re-opened. Hop online to experience ObsidianCraft 2.0!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Beast Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to Beast Factions! In the Beast Factions you can expect to find a survival type server with hardcore factions! We allow greifing and raiding of all kinds! Also on Beastfactions we have extremely cheep donator ranks with amazing items in the kits which can be respawned every two days!There is a diversity of people on the server who are always ready for pvp and others who are amazing at building! So come on down and begin your very enjoyable stay at Beast Factions!

Our Website: http://beastfactions.net/ Our Server IP Pvp.beastfactions.net Our Teamspeak IP Ts3.beastfactions.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simply Minecraft | Simple Voice Chat | Vanilla SMP | 16+ ONLY

Survival, Vanilla, Voicechatmod

Hey there!

I made this small server with the intent of getting a few dedicated players who are interested in a mostly vanilla experience with some hermitcraft-like features. As it is a mostly vanilla experience, we are whitelist only at the moment. You can join the server by joining our discord and putting your username in the whitelist channel.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vanillabean 1.20.2 || 2yr Anniversary!

Community, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Vanillasmp

Welcome to VanillabeanSMP

If you have been looking for a classic semi vanilla SMP with a focus on a tightly-knit small community, then you have come to the right place. After years of trying to find a server that is a simple semi vanilla SMP, without garbage like Kits, Sethome, Tp, or even keep inventory (just why), we got tired of waiting and created our own. Simply put, Vanillabean is a place of community that has evolved from humble beginnings of all of us getting bodied by hard mode skeletons into a thriving trade-based society with rules and laws made by our players. Come join an ever-growing community of players and leave your mark on the server’s history. Our worlds have no plans to EVER be reset, unless the sun explodes or something. Also, we have jobs, so don’t worry about us running out of Grandma’s Christmas money; we can actually afford to pay for the server.

What makes us stand out:

Court System: The Vanillabean court system works as the superficial rules of the server, they can be changed/altered by the players. If you want something changed DO IT you the players own the server and we mean it!Run for office!: Using the court system mentioned above run for judge/mayor of Vanillabean!Advanced cheat&grief protection: No need to worry about claims etc with active staff and advanced plugins all damage can be reverted.Chill community: All servers claim to have a chill relaxing community but we bring it to life, with advanced integration seamless clean discord layout, it is genuinely a nice place to hang out.

Discord: https://discord.gg/uSDJhSQS9G

IP: mc.Vanillabean.lol

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Esrock

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

Esrock is a fun and open community of friends from all around the world who enjoy building and talking. As long as you respect other people and their builds, you are welcome to join our community. For more info on each aspect of our server go to our website and forums: www.esrock.net or just visit us in game: smp.esrock.net

The mission of Esrock is to provide the best available outlets for community and friendships to form, individuals to grow and develop, all while keeping things simple.

We have survival (with factions) and creative (regular and flat) worlds. Plus many mini-games to keep you busy (Cops and Robbers, PVP arena, King of the Ladder, mazes, etc).

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players Assembly SMP Factions

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Player’s Assembly is a community driven factions, warfare, economy, and RPG server. We’ve been operating since 2012, and have been branded as both ‘Harbor Way’ and ‘AuburnMC’. This server places an emphasis on plugins and datapacks related to technology, warfare, transportation, and general aesthetics. Player’s Assembly also features a working proximity voice chat that allows players to talk to each other in-game while connected to correct Discord channel. A full list of datapcks & plugins are available under the mod list tab. We continuously update all features on the server, including the base MC version, mods, plugins, and any client side addon support.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineVast

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock

This www.minecraftservers.org slot is just used for calculating average stats

Real page: http://minecraftservers.org/server/94500

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	4139	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

ZincBox

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

ZincBox

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.