TalentlessButCool | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to showcase your not-so-useful talents like juggling chickens, speaking in reverse, or reciting the alphabet backward while doing a handstand. We embrace all the weird and wonderful talents that make you, well, you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with our feathered friends in ways you never thought possible. Rumor has it that the chickens even help you mine diamonds if you can impress them with your best chicken impression.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama grooming or underwater basket weaving along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the laughs you’ll have on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CinemaPrison

Prison

A fun prison server, with unique plugins, features, and other things to do then most prison servers.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Tiny Vanilla SMP

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the Tiny Vanilla server! We are a RPG themed vanilla server. We strive to give you a nice community feel, and the ability to chose how you want to survive! We have three current classes, these include the Viking Class, the Hunter Class, and the Undead Class. Each class has a different chat color and a different set of colored armor!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Darkspin

Creative, Survival

A small but fun survival and creative server with good staff, as long as you stay on their good side, with towns and in game money and more! Create your own town and make it look how you want! Sell extra supplies and become a multi-millionaire! COME JOIN US! Just read the rules in spawn and everything will be fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Warrior Realms

Creative, PvP

We have PvP, Plotworlds, Creative, and mini-games. come check us out. We have all sorts of things to do and we are always growing.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Prison Point

Prison

This is the most Fun OP Prison Server you will ever find so make sure to come and check it out

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	114

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Grotto

Beaconplus, Beacons, Beaconsplus, Bosses, Chattags, Chestshops, Claims, Community, companions, Cosmetics, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Landclaiming, Lands, Mounts, Nogrief, Nop2w, Pets, Playershops, Playerwarps, Raid, Raidbosses, Raids, Scavenger, Scavengerhunt, Server, Shop, Shops, smp, Store, Survival, tags, Wardrobe, Warps, Wearables

The Grotto

More than just another run-of-the-mill Minecraft Survival Server, The Grotto is instead a community of gamers, creators, and internet dwellers of absolutely any origin.With an overall goal of creating something not only special, and not entirely cliche, but something truly amazing, for all of our current and future community members.

Server Info

IP: PLAY.THEGROTTO.GGVersion: 1.20.4Server Location: North AmericaDiscord: Discord

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Burrow

Creative, Roleplay

The Burrow is a small but growing Minecraft network, offering many features. We offer many features, and are always looking to add more features and game modes to make our community more enjoyable as we grow. Below are some of the main features we offer.

Creative ———- – Extremely large 500×500 plots which can be merged with your other plots to create even larger plots – Get 2 plots from the moment you join – you can unlock more plots by voting for the server or donating – Free world edit from the moment you join (including copying, pasting, replacing, set blocks, spheres, cylinders and more – liquids are allowed too!) – Free VoxelSniper access (for terraforming) – Import & export schematics through our website so that you can import your existing builds (or other peoples) and export your builds on the server to share with others!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafthub

Economy, Survival

Official SMP server of the CraftHub.net Minecraft blog! We provide a survival atmosphere with custom items, events, protections and more! Running with almost no downtime for over 4 years

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LeafNetWork

Skywars

Just a bunch of friends who is know for our SkyWarz, and we made a server for it…….!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineDead

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Minedead is a new and innovative Zombie survival server. Fight off hordes of Zombies, explore our vast map, loot chests, level up your character to unload new weapons and much much more!

Join today! IP: play.minedead.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MorkyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Our server prides itself on having minigames that NOBODY else has. well except for the public servers who we ripped them off from.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Farms Harvested:	405	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

InfinityRealms

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join this server we need the PUblics help!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dig Big Tekkit Server

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Come and play! You need: Blankets Dig Big pack installed A legit version of Minecraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	779955

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Minecraft-ESP

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Official server of Minecraft-ESP.com, community friendly to Mojang and with more than 3 years of experience. Open since Alpha!

We have 3 servers:

Survival: Towny, Residence, LWC, events, Pets, Creative World, Admin and player stores, etc…

Hardcore: Increased difficulty, clans and PvP.

MiniGames (MespGames): Have a good time playing with your friends, or participate in various scheduled staff events to earn money for the other servers!

Plugins: McMMO, Jobs, Towny, Residence, PlotMe, LWC, WorldGuard, Citizens, Craftconomy, DynMap, ShopKeeper, Lottery, iDisguise, Pets, …

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Survival Network

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Towny

Hello PlanetMinecraft! Welcome To The Survival Network! Made By The YouTuber… www.youtube.com/user/Nassau5MC I hope you enjoy my survival server! We feature… – ChestShops – iConomy – Costom Plugins – Great Staff – Fun PvP Areas – Much More! Awesome Small Community!!!! No one to bother you 🙂 GIVE US A DIAMOND AND VOTE GET 5 DIAMONDS DAILY!!! —————————————– READ ALL THE SPAWN SIGNS, BEFORE ASKING STAFF QUESTIONS!!!! (Most Are Answered On The Spawn Signs)

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	391	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!