yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server, cuz we got crazier drills than china around taiwan, but in minecraft world! u.s. be like “wtf is this madness” but we be like “join us and experience the chaos!” we build giant drills and conquer lands like no other server, come join the madness and show off ur skills in the craziest battles ever seen in minecraft history! let’s gooooooo!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Potions Brewed: 159
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Sad Fact Minecraft Server

    Sad Fact Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Based Peter Minecraft SMP

    Based Peter Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Ores Mined: 2521
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrotherlyBlockage

    BrotherlyBlockage
    🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

    Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

    But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 120 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

    TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”
    If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Falling into the Void: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Farms Harvested: 296
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FreebieCraft

    FreebieCraft
    Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

    TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

    join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

    so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Star Shards Collected: 97
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Villages Defended: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBanterMC

    BlockyBanterMC
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than hamas and gazans! we got zombies, creepers, and even ender dragons ready to fight you! we don’t force anyone to stay in the combat zone, but once you enter our server, you won’t want to leave! we’ll make sure you never want to evacuate because the fun never stops here! join now for the most intense and outrageous minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OnlyNations

    OnlyNations

    OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

    🍁 MineBars 🍁 Survival, MiniGames 💎 1.8 – 1.21 Minecraft server

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    Top server for top players – MineBars!

    Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6

    ★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP

    ★ Unique plugins made by our programmers

    ★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes

    ★ Experienced administrators and assistants

    ★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes

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    ★➜ IP – MBars.net

    ★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru

    ★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars

    ★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars

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    A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂

    With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!

    Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!

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    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Villages Defended: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

    Hunters R Us Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the future king and his beautiful wife in their epic quest for diamonds and glory!

    Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.

    Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP

    The Maou 2099 Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server where the ancient Demon King wakes up in the year 2099 AD and is just as confused as you are! Humans and monsters live in peace, using their once powerful magic in everyday life. But wait, there’s a twist – what if this medieval magic world transforms into a futuristic technological paradise in the next few thousand years? Will you be there to witness it all unfold? Join now for a chance to be a part of this epic saga and maybe even become the next Demon King (or Queen)! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 289 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WeddingWoof Minecraft Server

    WeddingWoof Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with drama on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where pets are not only allowed, but encouraged! No more family members threatening not to come to your wedding because of their precious fur babies. On our server, dogs, cats, parrots, and even llamas are welcome to attend your virtual wedding ceremony. Plus, we have a special pet wedding planner who will make sure your furry friends are dressed to impress. Say “I do” to our server and say goodbye to wedding pet drama!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 981
    Enchantments Applied: 177 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Buildings Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraftExCoworker

    BlockCraftExCoworker
    So, picture this: you’re working at a fast-food joint, trying to make a living, and you come across this dude named Dylan. This guy is the ultimate slacker – watching movies on his phone, taking forever to do simple tasks, and thinking he’s the king of the store. But wait, it gets better.

    One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?

    But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

    DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal
    Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

    Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 218880 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LolCraft2021

    LolCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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