| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2110 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
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| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 5567 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Imagine being in a bunker with a bunch of athlete black men, fighting for survival and food for 15 years!
Or picture yourself with a group of 50 blonde and brunette white women aged 18-25, trying to survive and thrive on only 10 years worth of food!
But wait, there’s more! How about teaming up with 10 assorted desserts on a stick that are completely useless in a fight, but will keep you fed for 18 years!
Join now and choose your group wisely, because in this Minecraft server, the apocalypse is just the beginning of the madness!
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4792 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 13 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.
But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.
So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 1495 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5075 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4294 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 5560 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1866 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 3506 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.
And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?
Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.
So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6284 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.
So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 7403 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 37 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 102 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!
But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9894 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8366 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival |
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| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Region | South US |
A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form
A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.
A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1097 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 511 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.
So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 4526 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.
Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8086 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Ores Mined: | 6196 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 57 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3412 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!
So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9072 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 180 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2555 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 908716 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
