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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 6229 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.
so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis