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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 253 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to build a giant sandcastle but it got attacked by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the best parties in the nether realm. like, last week we had a disco party with glowstone blocks and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it was lit, literally.
so come join us and let’s kick some jihadi butt together! #minecraftforlife #saynotojihadis